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| Date: Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:49:25 -0500From: Beth Cameron Subject: FW: Valentines Day SpecialX-Originating-IP: 70.192.241.86To: Ostervilla@aol.com, DCSBTPECK@aol.com, 'Parker Boal' , "'Donnermeyer, Shari'" , 'Tracy Middleton' , 'Catherine Gilmore' , michellephillips3@msn.com, "'BERNADETTE T. REHNERT'" , cpcabot@yahoo.com, Cbe15@aol.com, RDujardin@aol.com, 'JULIA CARRIGAN' , Mileagemom911@cs.com, thetulleys@adelphia.net, "'Bunnell, Mari-Kim,M.D.'" Message-id: MIME-version: 1.0X-MIMEOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.2180X-Mailer: Microsoft Office Outlook, Build 11.0.5510Content-type: multipart/alternative; boundary="Boundary_(ID_TXAQ4pvie/dN3agR/pegug)"Thread-index: AcYwyvNLI0RbkEXHSYmRxcx/wm6oBwARAbwgX-ELNK-Trace: 524bd6425f745bd5c127daa2067cc8fe5d372e598e2bc705bcb1eb44ee996f838c347a788dee03b0350badd9bab72f9c350badd9bab72f9c350badd9bab72f9cX-AOL-IP: 209.86.89.62This is a multi-part message in MIME format.--Boundary_(ID_TXAQ4pvie/dN3agR/pegug)Content-type: text/plain; charset=us-asciiContent-transfer-encoding: 7BIT A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributesof the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however,a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may chooseto go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men havejobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, andare extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs,love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men havejobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women areimpossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. FOR THE MEN A new wives store opened across the street.The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited. --Boundary_(ID_TXAQ4pvie/dN3agR/pegug)Content-type: text/html; charset=us-asciiContent-transfer-encoding: 7BIT http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=us-ascii"> name=Generator content="Microsoft Word 11 (filtered medium)">
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is
a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes ofthe men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you maychoose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit thebuilding!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and areextremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men havejobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men havejobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have
a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women areimpossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
FOR THE MEN
A new wives store opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
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| I realized this today. My sister made me go to her gymnastics meet. Top 3 reasons why this was a waste of time: 1. I had nothing to learn - I don't do gymnastics.
2. I was missing valuable catch-up-on-work time.
3. I find gymnastics a bit boring. But once I got there, I realized I have never seen my sister do a single routine. She is simply amazing. Reasons why this was not a waste of time:
1. I haven't spent much time with my sister lately.
2. It gave me time to collect my thoughts.
3. It was a new experience.
4. I have no work to catch up on.
5. It made my sister feel that I cared.
6. I realized that she is great at gymnastics!
7. I was sitting next to a really cute guy. And that, ladies and gentleman, is more than double the reasons. | | |
| he kissed me. the good friend. this afternoon. oh, wait... he kissed her. | | |
| drama. ugh. i don't know what to do. so today this random guy comes running up to me and apparently this is the story: a bunch of guys in the locker room were talking trash about me and my boyfriend was there...and he was like "whatever'' and another guy was like "oh ouch, you're not gonna stick up for her?" and he was like "hahah, she would never break up with me." yeah, he really said that. except, then, my really good guy friend punched him in the nose...i broke up with my boyfriend after hearing that story, but the hero guy friend hasn't even talked to me. p.s. before i started going out with the boyfriend, i really, really liked this guy friend. except then my (ex) boyfriend asked me out and i went out with him because im not in a lot of classes with guy friend and dont see him that much. and ever since i said yes, i havent really hung out with guy friend anymore... ahhh what do i do does anybody think "guy friend" was just sticking up for a girl, or did he do it..cause it was me...? egh | | |
| Today I was thinking about how men treat women different in the sense that they open the car door and things like that. Do you think that's right? At first I went into feminist mode and decided that I would rather open my own doors and pull out my own chairs because I am just as able as men. However, I really like it when guys act like gentleman. So I kept thinking about it and decided that it's all right for men to have good manners towards women because men naturally like to feel powerful, and women naturally like to feel pampered. Anyway, it's more in the mental game then the physical hardship of opening a door. So, men, be nice.  | | |
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